Penises! Penises Everywhere. And Not a Thought to Think.

'kay so I'm not gonna bite on the latest hum-dinger from PNAS. You might even say I'm not gonna touch it with a ten-foot pole. I'm biting my tongue so hard there's drops of blood on my chin. I'm overcome by the sheer scale of this research. If none of this makes sense, come back to it after you've reached the bottom the first time.

You prolly thought you'd never see the day. You're not alone. But there it is, in black and white. As Deb Vale and I once phrased it, "Size Matters."


Published online before print April 8, 2013, doi: 10.1073/pnas.1219361110 PNAS April 8, 2013

As they say in the vernacular, this is just wrong. Check it out. It's It's It's Well it would be if it weren't for OK This is difficult...

Go ahead and read this paragraph and see if you think this is anything like a subject you or I have concerned ourselves with since junior high. Or maybe you have and it's just undignified to give it voice.



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