All right. I know. This is as close to SPAM as you can imagine.
But my Livelihood Gauge is pegged at zero. And I need a new career.
I have accumulated a thoroughgoing understanding of the English Language and its written expression.
Moreover I know how to write so as to be understood and not misunderstood.
I can also format the Hell out of a MS Word or LaTex document.
These skills have prepared me to be your right-hand dude.
In other words: I'm primed and ready to be the last copy editor you'll ever need!
To prove to you that I'm capable, I'll even do it pro bono until you're satisfied that I'm the real deal, and then we can talk about compensation [in my position even food stamps and food hampers would be acceptable currency!]
My résumé, for your perusal:
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But my Livelihood Gauge is pegged at zero. And I need a new career.
I have accumulated a thoroughgoing understanding of the English Language and its written expression.
Moreover I know how to write so as to be understood and not misunderstood.
I can also format the Hell out of a MS Word or LaTex document.
These skills have prepared me to be your right-hand dude.
In other words: I'm primed and ready to be the last copy editor you'll ever need!
To prove to you that I'm capable, I'll even do it pro bono until you're satisfied that I'm the real deal, and then we can talk about compensation [in my position even food stamps and food hampers would be acceptable currency!]
My résumé, for your perusal:
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